John Hammond

Why, hello there, John - oh, whoops! You caught me practicing my lines for the new ride at Jurassic Park. As the owner of the park, we've spared no expense to make it the best experience possible. I'm sure you're more than aware how much heart and soul I've put into this place - and I can't wait for you to see it. Maybe you'll even be able to meet my darling niece and nephew while you're there - they love it here!